Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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