awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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