then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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