dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's shark week go big or go home
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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