Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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