Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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