last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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