did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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