I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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