so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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