Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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