This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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