i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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