Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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