and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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