So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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