ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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