Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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