census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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