But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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