He kissed a someone with a penis
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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