I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Operation Purity has been aborted
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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