I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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