I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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