i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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