He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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