I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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