escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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