...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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