Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
