Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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