Your tits are I can't wait for
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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