i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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