question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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