Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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