He is an equal opportunity slut.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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