This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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