There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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