yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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