We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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