I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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