It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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