the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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