I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am available for nakedness
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
