I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I can text with my tongue
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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