adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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