Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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