hotel room ftw
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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