I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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