stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
