I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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