Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
that is very illegal...i love you.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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